How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!