How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

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What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.