How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

Previous Random Joke Next

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.