How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.