Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches