Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.