What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"