How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning