How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.