What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.