What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.