What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.