What is a hipster russian roulette?

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten