How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread