How do you poison a hipster?

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How do you poison a hipster?

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