How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread