How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning