How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."