How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."