How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten