Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.