Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters