Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT