Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.