Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
No one wants to be comic sans.
In case he got a hole in one
Because it had a hole in the middle.
They didn't have any chemistry.
Alien vs Predator
They got stoned
A kaBOMB...*hah*
Cause they can't stab them in the back
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
