Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"