Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT