Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.