Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.