Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !