Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.