Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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They crack up

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.