Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

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He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.