Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.