Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"