Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.