How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did