Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
He thought he was melting.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
Because there were too many rulers in school!
A snow-blower that doesn't work.