What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.