What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.