What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.