What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.