What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel