What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.