What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.