What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.