What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.