What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.