What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.