How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Rental Car Jokes More Rental Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.