How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.