How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.