How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Rental Car Jokes More Rental Car Jokes

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.