How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"