How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.