How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How do you measure love?

In hertz!