How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.