What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!