What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !