What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !