What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.