What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.