What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.