What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

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What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!