How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.