How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.