What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.