Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.