Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.