Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!