What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.