What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.