What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.