What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..