What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot