What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot