Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.