Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.