Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.