Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.