Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.