Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it