Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday