Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.