What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.