What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!