What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.