When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.