When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs