When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.