Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday