Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!