Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy