Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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A: Pooched.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.