Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*