Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

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Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.