Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!