Tuesday Jokes

Why are Asian women in the US so excited about next Tuesday?

It's Erection Day

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.