Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Kobe Beef Jokes More Kobe Beef Jokes

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Kobe Jokes More Kobe Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!