Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Kobe Beef Jokes More Kobe Beef Jokes

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Kobe Jokes More Kobe Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.