Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Kobe Beef Jokes More Kobe Beef Jokes

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Kobe Jokes More Kobe Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef