What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror