What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.