What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror