What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser