What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh