What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.