What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

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How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday