What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file