What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Pedi-files

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file