What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files