What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file