What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files