What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files