Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr