Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr