Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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You can drop her off anywhere

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Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!