Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!