Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.