Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!