Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!