How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!