Whopper Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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