Whopper Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming