Whopper Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

You might also enjoy:

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Ronald Mc Donald Jokes More Ronald Mc Donald Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

Dairy Queen Jokes More Dairy Queen Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

35th Jokes More 35th Jokes

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!