Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!