Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What is dementia?

I forget

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper