Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!