Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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To catch her false teeth.

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He forgot his head and shoulders.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!