Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!