What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.