What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.