What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !