What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.