Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.