Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ?

A bramble bee !