Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.