What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!