What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!