What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!