What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!