What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.