What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.