What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana