What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.