What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana