What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.