What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.