What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon