What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.