What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS